Thursday, August 28, 2003

The Online Pet Cat

Click this:
Online Cat
Soooo Cuute!!!
Kinda looks like my cat Oni!!!
I got this from my ate Liza.
She says that nobody knows who created this cat...
hmnn...
I sent it to my cat lover friends like jac ting lim, mari-chan, etc.
I hope that they liked it as much as i did!!! ^_^

Wierd Facts Around the World!!!

( Here are some wierd facts... I not sure if want to believe that these are
actually true but they're really funny! ^_^ You be the judge!!!)


In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. this also
applies to undertakers. The organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and
deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for
the first time... Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins
to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on
the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough
problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one
exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
"in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who
volunteers for this stuff?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hummm....I won't
touch THAT one!)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From
drinking little bottles of...? How did the govt. pay for this research??)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like
that.)

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too)

And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)

Mars

Last night, I watched Mars until about 1 am this morning.
I heard before that mars would get almost as big as the moon, unfortunately that didn't happen.
Although it did get pretty big, it wasn't as big as i had hoped.
I still caught it on video though. But the videocamera wasn't made to watch stars so it didn't catch the actual effect of mars.
Sigh... Oh well, it's still a sight to remember!!!

Tuesday, August 26, 2003

Tomorrow... Mars is gonna be big!

Tomorrow is aug 27!!!
Mars is supposed to be at its biggest and nearest!!! I hope it doesnt rain...
I hope it will be a clear night sky tomorrow!!! I plan to catch huge mars on video!!!



Mars is so COOOOL, or may be its HOT?... Well anyway, it's RED!!! ^_^

Wala nanaman akong mai-lagay dito...

Here's something...
Tell me what you guys think?
How can I improve this drawing?
I know i didn't put much effort in the leaves and flowers... anything else?

Monday, August 25, 2003

Yey!!! I thoroughly enjoyed my free time!!!

I enjoyed this past week!!!
YEY!!!
My friend Joy and I went out to play billiards. We drived around Makati, just tripping!
My stomach ached so much with laughter.
then we went to a stand up comedy and loughed some more!!!
there were supposed to be other people with us but unfortunately, 2 of our friends are MOMs so they couldn't leave their babies. so, it was just the two of us again... FUN!!!

Tuesday, August 19, 2003

Finally free time!!!

Finally!! iwas able to submit my web site project!!!
no more worries.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....
I uploaded it too so if you want to check it out, be my guest. not much in it though.
www.geocities.com/koibito_noda
write here in my tag board if you have any suggestions/death threats. i would really like to know what you think!!!


thanks to Is-nichan for helping me with the white version!!! you saved my life!!!

oh yeah!!! ignore the order link in the website!!!
kailangan kasi yun for the project...
kunwari kasi business... pero kunwari lang!!!
free yan, kung matatapos ko...
anyway disabled naman na yung link. pero visible parin...

Tuesday, August 12, 2003

A corny joke

Ramon another hischool friend, sent me this...
(I'm getting saturated with hischool friends..)


A man is in a garden, when a ladder comes down from the heavens. He hears an
unearthly voice saying:
"Climb the ladder to success".
So he goes up, and after a while, there's a really ugly woman on a landing on
the side of the ladder. She says to him:
"Fuck me or climb the ladder to success."
He thinks about it, but decides he rather have success. He goes up, and sees
two quite nice women sitting on a landing on
the side.
"Fuck us or climb the ladder to success."
He thinks about it, but decides its not worth it. He goes up again, and there
are three really beautiful women on the next landing.
"Fuck us or climb the ladder to success."
He thinks about it, but realises that the women are getting much more
beautiful, younger, and are increasing in number as he climbs the ladder. So he
climbs the ladder, and reaches the top. There’s a young man sitting there.
"Hi, I'm Cess."


I'm relatively happy today...

I'm relatively happy today!!!
the reasons?
1. I've almost finished my project website.
2. I've got job interview on friday.
3. I got to talk to my old friend Gab.

My memories of "hi-school friend Gab"
I remeber:
I think he had a chemist or a pharmacist for a MOM.
He was some kind of a vegetarian.
He had a Sibling (i forgot the name if he really had one)
He was a mate in CAT. (i for got his final rank and position; i actually forgot mine too)
I saw him wear a sock with a really BIG hole in it (I promised to buy him a new pair but never got to do it.. sorry)
He's really good with math...i think
O and yeah, he gave me a pair of dumbells for may 16th birthday. (thanks!)
Hope to hear from you soon man!
you can mess with my tag board anytime!!!

Monday, August 11, 2003

Tonight, i'm bored...

wow...
Something weird just happened...
A long lost friend from hi school just contacted me...
I was not expecting that.
Hi school seems so far away now.
My memories are kind of jumbled up.
But they were good memories.
I think...

To gabby: contact me at--- koibito_noda@yahoo.com
I'll be expecting your email.

About last nights party...
It was boring.
way boring...
Good thing Mari-chan was there!!!
But then again, she was the one who invited me...
that means that Mari chan is the reason I got bored!!!
Just joking!!! ^_^
I wasn't really that bored.
The place was just way too crowded,
It got extremely hot inside,
And the good band kept leaving.
Anyway, talking all night with Mari Was fun.
So I guess I had fun anyway.
Why am I rambling?
I'm going in circles with this...
Whatever.
Hey Mari, Labas tayo Uli ha?
Maybe sa friday after ng meeting...
Sama si Joy,and Carina kung pwede siya..
Pwede din kaya si Joey?
Bati na kaya sila ni JM?
kailan kaya sila mag make up?
Sama din sana si JM...
Teka, bakit ko ba ito pino post?
A basta lakwatsaaaaaa!!
Yey!!!

Sunday, August 10, 2003

Hey! I just discovered this one!!!
way cool!!!
maybe I'm luckY
I get to be KURAMA!
yay!!
You Are Kurama!
Kurama! You are somewhat quiet and have a
mysterious air about you. You have a unique
fighting style and is more than one person in a
way. You are a great theif and fighter but you
have a kind heart most of the time. You are
very sensible in most situations and are good
at planning things out staying calm most of the
time.


What YuYuHakusho Character Do You Share Traits With?
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I've become obssessed with these quizzes!!!
what am I to do?!


yay!!!Gryffindor!!!the
Gryffindor
Gryffindor is your house!


The Sorting Hat
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"huh? where did this come from?"
".................................."
"pero ganda ng art!!! ^_^"
succubus
You are a dark goddess!


Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
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I'm a black velvet!!
i'm just passing the time...
Until its party time!!!

Smooth and dark, you are potent and bitchy yet seductive and irresistible
Congratulations! You're a black velvet!


What Drink Are You?
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My friend Mari invited me to a Party tonight!!!
Yey!
PArty!
But what do I write in here next?
I have no Idea....

Friday, August 8, 2003

More tests...
Gosh, I think i've taken almost all of them...
MAN AM I BORED OR WHAT!?

I dont get this one,
am I not always smiling?
Do I really glare? -_-

Glare
You..are definitely not a smile.In fact,if i asked
you to smile you'd probably punch me in the
face.You're angry and bitter about
something,but no one knows what because you get
violent when people ask questions.Sheesh.


What Kind of Smile are You?
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yey!!!
I love Gambit!
Now that's a MAN ^_^
gambit
You are Gambit!

You are a fierce fighter and a good friend to have.
Your preference for solitude and your
attractiveness make you very intriguing to
those you meet. Unfortunately, close
relationships are few and far between for you
because you often have trouble opening up to
others.


Which X-Men character are you most like?
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Im from dark water?
Where's dark water?
what's dark water?
Dark Water
You come from Dark Water. You are solitary and
find peace in yourself, or maybe you're
turmoiled but full of peace.


Where Did Your Soul Originate?
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"..................................."
YOu see the world in Neutral
Neutral:
Harmony and balance is key. You don't look at the
world in a negative or positive way and you'll
never judge or assume a situation- you just
look at the facts. People like you are peaceful
and accepting.

Made by
Sara



What color do you see the world in?
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I'm an ice queen. I'm coooold... brrrrr....
HASH(0x8460e64)
You are ice. You have a cold exterior but a warm
heart.


What element is your soul?
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"ha-ha-haaaay!" ^_^

Laid Back Orlando


What Orlando Bloom are You?
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Thursday, August 7, 2003

Hello!!!
I havent decided what to write in yet.
for now, i'll just insert some pictures.


this is Dozer, he's our toughest and strogest cat. a true alpha male, 3 years old.
He's really cute too. ^_^


This was Jamu when he was 1 YEAR OLD.


This is Jamu again, he's our biggest and fattest cat, believe it or not...
He's a piglet. In this picture, he's almost two years old.


And this is Oni, the smallest cat. She's already 3 years old and still really small.

Tuesday, August 5, 2003

I took some tests at quizilla, (it's all AZ' fault...)
here are the results!!!


Goddess of the Night?
Talaga lang ha?
hehehe.
MoonGoddess
Goddess of the Night. Beautiful yet a strange
darkness and sadness lurk about you.


What element would you rein over? (For Girls)
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My Heart is black.. yeah.
Info Black
Your Heart is Black


What Color is Your Heart?
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Schizo!!!
Bwahahahahaha!!!!
HASH(0x874f8bc)
schizoid


Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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YUM YUM!
eating people
YOU EAT PEOPLE!!!


what's YOUR deepest secret?
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Do i look lost?!
Mommy!
The Lost Soul
The Lost Soul


What sign of the Black Zodiac are you?
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MURDER. FRENZY. PREDATION.
Now that's the life!!
Las
Your from clan Lasombra -
The Lasombra clan has fallen from grace - and its
members enjoy it. Simultaneously graceful and
predatory, the Lasombra guide - and, when
necessary, whip - the Sabbat into an implacable
force. Turning their backs upon the humans they
once were, Lasombra give themselves wholly over
to the dark majesty of the Embrace. Murder,
frenzy, predation: Why fear these things, many
Lasombra ask, if one is meant to be a vampire?
In contrast to the Tzimisce, though, Lasombra
generally seek not to reject all things mortal,
but to shape them for their own pleasure.


What Vampire the Masquerade clan are you from?
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this is my drawing from 4 years ago!!!

Hello?!

Monday, August 4, 2003

I haven't decided what to put in here yet...